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BREAKING NEWS! Zombie Queen more Powerful than Grim Reaper
There were major developments in the balance of power today as The Zombie Queen and The Grim Reaper discussed who control who now she is a Zombie and all. After a spirited conversation it has been...
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That’s The Spirit- PM makes a blunder infront of Ghost President
Politics isn’t a dead art- or is it? High level meetings between the Prime Minister of Australia and the Former (Now deceased but still able to Govern) President of The United States Of America today...
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BREAKING: Voodoo Guru Poo Poos Obama Hoodoo
A very talented male model has done a good deed for former President Barack Obama, who has had a tough couple of weeks, what with dying, losing the presidency, coming back as a ghost and dying again....
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Pumped Up With Love
Press photographers, what are they good for? Absolutely nothing, say it again. But this one is actually good for something, he became very interested in a touching story of a hairdresser who fell in...
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Art Thief Steals Mayor
A cheeky cat burglar has kidnapped the Mayor and taken her to the edgy Badlands Gallery in the deep south. Her ransom demands include: 1. Better funding for visual art projects 2. More security for...
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From The Mouth of Babes- Child detective gets answers from US President
The Presidents journey over the last two weeks has included death, an affair (His wife with Beef jerky), an over throw of his government, a return as a ghost President, another death and finally a...
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Stick It To Him- Courier Delivers actual stick to assist Grim Reaper
After a lengthy battle with the Martial Arts Expert, The Grim Reaper has been given a stick by the Courier. It is unclear at this stage if the Courier was the original owner of the stick or if it was...
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I Got It!- Video Artist Gets a Scoop
A Video Artist was able to capture the latest Presidential assassinations. “I’ve been trying to get a real scoop and now I got it”. The presidents supporters are convinced this isn’t the last of him...
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Last Train Outa Springfield Junction’s Almost Gone
Sometimes the regular way of getting on in life just isn’t enough. The same could be said for the Opposition Leader who was hoping to get to New York today. instead of taking the regular way (An...
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BREAKING NEWS! Obama’s Are Back On Top- of a car
A short visit to Springfield Junction has seen the President of The United States of America and the First lady become Zombies, have affairs, be assassinated and be resurrected several times. But now...
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Good to know!
An activist has enjoyed spending some quality time with President Barrack Obama on the Blue Train. “I wanted to make sure that the President didn’t think that what he glimpsed out the train window was...
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Playing it safe
The Opposition Leader has inspected the work being carried out by the infectious disease experts. “These people are doing a fine job at protecting public safety. I have assured them that if they find...
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Superboy Changes Trains
Superboy has failed in his attempt to run away from home. “I was on the red caboose when I saw this shiny blue train go by. It was beautiful!” It was a beauty that proved irresistible. Superboy has...
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PRESIDENT SURROUNDED!!
Punks have joined the activist onboard the Blue Train and are approaching the President with menace! The President has been surrounded by a mob of irate activists and punks. They are making rude and...
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IT'S WAR!
After his miraculous escape from the Blue Train (details are still to be confirmed but police believe Superboy may have helped the President escape whilst the punks took a break to groom themselves)...
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Senator Shares Her Secret
An ageing Senator claims to be from the planet Krypton. She says she has been on earth for 27 years. At first, she tried to hide… but was unable to do so successfully. “There’s people everywhere! Deep...
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MAYOR FLEES!
We have unconfirmed reports coming in that the Mayor may have chosen to escape the city when it needs her most. Opposition voices have claimed, “This is highly inappropriate. We’ve got public health...
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Opposition Leader Counts On Education Vote
The Leader of the Opposition has toured the campus of Tincidunt University. “Education is one of a number of number one priorities for us,” she stated. “Today I have been meeting with people to help...
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Lawyer Feels No Ill Effects
A defence lawyer is at the scene of the alleged infectious disease outbreak. She says, “I feel fine. Never felt better. I think the government might be concocting a crisis.” She has warned she will...
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Queen Bids Farewell
The Queen has had a long day. It took a police escort to get her away from the amorous President. She truly believes that by giving the President and Michelle space, and the name of a good marriage...
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